You’d wish us to court you by sending messenger pigeons instead of dating you online, courting you in public or proposing you blind dates. Well, we’re over the pigeons.

2.

There are stupid things that once are said by us usually come back to torture us. They should be limited in time. A 24-hours limitation sounds good for me.

3.

No, we wouldn’t like to communicate with the women in Maxim we like to look at, at least not for a long time.

4.

We don’t bother the childish and foolish names you put us as long as this doesn’t happen in front of the guys.

5.

Why care so much about what you’re wearing on (we don’t) when you look a lot better when you don’t wear a thing?

6.

We don’t fight with our male friend, that’s why we are so discontented when we do it with you.

7.

Don’t think we are ungrateful, we really appreciate all the time, thoughts and effort it takes you to cook dinner for a man. Buying flowers for a woman is much easier, so thank you.

8.

Your shoe fetish is a thing we can neither understand nor accept, so don’t ask us to respect it.

9.

Yes, we cannot read your minds, but have you known that it is impossible according to the laws of nature? Anyway, if this is a reason for you to get angry at us, why shouldn’t you get angry at yourself because you cannot fly?

10.

Jessica Alba is really hot and we unfortunately admit it (sometimes).

11.

You usually believe your guy friends when they tell you that your new boyfriend is a jerk and that might probably be the truth. And after this, why not want to marry one of these nice guy friends once they open your eyes about the jerk?

12.

Being with no makeup on doesn’t make you ugly, it even looks better than with the makeup on.